The Older I Get The Harder It Is To Find My Balls Golf Polo
Tee it high. Dress it loud.
They say golf is a gentleman’s game — we say, let’s give the gentlemen something to talk about.
Meet the The Older I Get The Harder It Is To Find My Balls Custom Men's Golf Polo Shirt– a shirt so bold it makes argyle cry in the corner. Designed for golfers who'd rather make a fashion statement than follow dress codes, this polo is your ticket to turning heads, raising eyebrows, and maybe distracting your buddies just enough to win a few holes. (We’re not saying it’s cheating... we’re saying it’s strategy.)
- Style so loud, it needs its own caddie
- Colors brighter than your future after a triple bogey
- Built-in jokes — because your swing isn’t the only thing that needs work
- Priced like a bargain bin, but drips like designer
Old-school polos are for scorekeepers. This one’s for show-stealers.
You didn’t come to the course to look like everyone else — unless everyone else is ready for a fashion intervention.
So go ahead, break the rules. Wear the loud shirt. Hit the bad shot. Laugh about it.
Because if you can't be under par, at least you can be overdressed.
SHIPPING INFO
Production Time: 5–7 business days (every item is made to order)
Delivery: estimated delivery is shown at checkout
Tracking: tracking number emailed once your order ships
Free shipping on orders over A$150
Prices in AUD, GST included
SHIPPING POLICY
Because most BirdieTee products are made to order, delivery time includes both production time and shipping transit time.
Shipping methods, carriers, fulfilment locations and delivery times may vary depending on the product and destination.
RETURNS AND YOUR RIGHTS
If your item arrives damaged, defective, incorrect, misprinted or materially different from its description, you’re entitled to a repair, replacement or refund under the Australian Consumer Law. Please contact us as soon as possible, ideally within 30 days of delivery, with photos.
As items are made to order, we don’t accept change-of-mind returns. This does not affect your rights under the Australian Consumer Law.
Please don’t return an item unless our Customer Support team asks you to.
